Type what's bothering you. Mom helps, Grandma tries to help - both for free, no account.
We couldn't let centuries of worry and "we know better than you" knowledge be replaced with AI slop, so we packed as many Jewish mothers into a nice warm data center for a picnic (when it was off for Shabbat), fed them premium non-vegan kosher brisket, and started transcribing.
We ran out of memory and storage space, yet they wanted to just go on and on. So, go ahead. We're not responsible for what they may dish out.
7 dollars? For a machine that worries about you? Haven't your grandma and mom suffered enough? ...Fine. If I made you laugh, send $7 for a can of Olipop and better digestion. If I didn't, call your real mother and ask her for her opinion. She'll be thrilled either way.
, I'm going to do something I almost never do, and answer your question with one word: yes. Besides, did it ever do you any good to contemplate otherwise? So be a good and go unload the dishwasher.
Want Mama to remind you before the next holiday?
One short note, no more. She'll worry quietly in the meantime.
Since you're here
A dollar. One dollar. You spend more than that on a coffee you don't even finish.
My grandson - the one who knows computers, data centers, all that - he'll be helping me collect. That's if you decide you want to donate, of course. Not that I'm expecting anything...
A dollar. Fine. It's something.
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Optional. She'll remember either way.
Ask Mom and she'll guilt you a little, then tell you what to do about the thing. Ask Grandma - Mort's widow, so she's seen things - and she has no intention of solving anything. Switch mid-conversation. Log in and your threads are waiting for you.
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